by Billy St. John

Poor Harry Pate! An American student at the University of Lipsync in Romania, he is bitten by a werewolf cub while on a field trip. During the full moon, Harry sprouts hair and craves rare roast beef, to the dismay of his vegetarian fiancée. So it's off to Dr. Frank Einstein's castle to consult Madam Clara Voyant. This spoof of 1930s horror movies also features a mummy, a vampire, and more!